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Northern Exposure Even In Grundy, Alaska, It S Unusual To Find A Naked Guy With A Bear Trap Clamped To His Ankle On Your Porch But When Said Guy Turns Into A Wolf, Recent Southern Transplant Mo Wenstein Has No Difficulty Identifying The Problem Her Surly Neighbor Cooper Graham Who Has Been Openly Critical Of Mo S Ability To Adapt To Life In Alaska Has Trouble Of His Own Werewolf Trouble For Cooper, An Alpha In Self Imposed Exile From His Dysfunctional Pack, It S Love At First Sniff When It Comes To Mo But Cooper Has An Even Pressing Concern On His Mind Several People Around Grundy Have Been The Victims Of Wolf Attacks, And Since Cooper Has No Memory Of What He Gets Up To While In Werewolf Form, He S Worried That He Might Be The Violent Canine In Question If A Wolf Cries Wolf, It Makes Sense To Listen, Yet Mo Is Convinced That Cooper Is Not The Culprit Except If He S Not Responsible, Then Who Is And When A Werewolf Falls Head Over Haunches In Love With You, What Are You Supposed To Do Anyway The Rules Of Dating Just Got A Whole Lot Complicated Northern Exposure Even In Grundy, Alaska, It S Unusual To Find A Naked Guy With A Bear Trap Clamped To His Ankle On Your Porch But When Said Guy Turns Into A Wolf, Recent Southern Transplant Mo Wenstein Has No Difficulty Identifying The Problem Her Surly Neighbor Cooper Graham Who Has Been Openly Critical Of Mo S Ability To Adapt To Life In Alaska Has Trouble Of His Own Werewolf Trouble For Cooper, An Alpha In Self Imposed Exile From His Dysfunctional Pack, It S Love At First Sniff When It Comes To Mo But Cooper Has An Even Pressing Concern On His Mind Several People Around Grundy Have Been The Victims Of Wolf Attacks, And Since Cooper Has No Memory Of What He Gets Up To While In Werewolf Form, He S Worried That He Might Be The Violent Canine In Question If A Wolf Cries Wolf, It Makes Sense To Listen, Yet Mo Is Convinced That Cooper Is Not The Culprit Except If He S Not Responsible, Then Who Is And When A Werewolf Falls Head Over Haunches In Love With You, What Are You Supposed To Do Anyway The Rules Of Dating Just Got A Whole Lot Complicated

  • Paperback
  • 371 pages
  • How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
  • Molly Harper
  • English
  • 06 March 2019
  • 9781439195864

About the Author: Molly Harper

My mother remembers an 8 year old me setting up my writing office in our living room by putting her old manual typewriter on the couch next to a toy phone And I very slowly pecked out the story of my third grade class taking a trip around the world and losing a kid in each city.I had a dark sense of humor, even then.In high school, when other girls my age were writing poems about dying unicor

10 thoughts on “How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

  1. says:

    Boom Five stars Your jaw just hit the floor, didn t it Trust me, you re not the only one taken aback by that The last time I enjoyed a full blown Paranormal Romance this much waswait for itwait for itI need to check my shelveswait for itwait for itYou still there Okay, for those of you still with the living, let s just say it s been a while This book surprised the hell out of me Unlike your usual, placid Either my brain works or my vagina does, for neither can live while the other survives style of pushover female lead that keeps me away from this genre, we have ourselves a bonafide heroine I Loved Her She was hilarious Throughout this book Too many times when I read something that people claim is funny, I find the humor disappears around the halfway mark, when the storyline really starts to heat up Not so with this I highlighted every line that made me laugh, just to prove a point The point is, I highlighted something on almost every goddamn page And the romance THE ROMANCE So keep in mind that while this book has a few issues, I was able to COMPLETELY ignore them because of how entertaining it was And honestly, that speaks volumes So five stars it is I regret nothing Blog Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest

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    I Was Forced to Read this Thing Buddy Read IWFtRtTBR with the Heartless MacHalos who Love to Watch Me Suffer HMwLtWMS DNF at 52% Go me. To all those silly friends of mine my friends who LOVED this book you know I love you no matter what, right Right.I was totally prepared to tackle this one I d stocked up on the vodka and bought a brand new anti lovey dovey crap inhaler I d gotten a mushy sap allergy shot, too And my knife collection was polished In other words, I was READY.Only I didn t die of sugar shock while reading this thing I died of boredom And of a cunning, surprise chick lit attack And believe me, that freaking HURTS A lot than getting a few limbs chopped off I m telling you, reading PNR is a complete joke compared to this This one is not for the faint of heart, people It s deadly stuff Bloody hell It s a wonder I survived long enough to read half of this thing And didn t lose any grey cells in the process I mean, there are light reads, and then there is pure, undiluted, romantic chick lit crap this book I swear, this story makes Noddy and The Aeroplane seem complex than quantum physics Einstein beware, Molly Harper is out to get you Oh, I know what you re thinking, my Little Barnacles You re thinking She of the Very Superior Intelligence and Exceptional IQ that s me, in case you were wondering is a total book snob You re thinking I look down on poor Molly Harper because she writes stuff that doesn t require a functioning brain to be read Well, as usual, you are very wrong I do look down on Molly Harper But that s only because she writes crap Uh oh, I think I feel a Braindead Paranormal Chick Lit Loving Troll Attack BPCLLTA coming Better go into hiding for a few minutes Be right back.So Where were we Oh yes, this book is pure, undiluted, romantic chick lit crap and a killer of grey cells And no, I ain t no book snob I mean, I sometimes read and slightly enjoy highly intellectual stuff like Dark Lover, how s that for being a condescending ass But anyway.Now Time to tell you about this masterpiece Not only is this thing Super Braindead Diet Material SBDM , it is also dull lackluster boring as hell I swear, even dear Sookie s fascinating adventures were way entertaining than this And that s saying something right there And YES, even Pathetic Bill of the Dillards Bought Green and Brown Striped Golfing Shirt PBofTBGaBSGS is a exciting character than the lame excuse for a werewolf we have here I kid you not Scary thought, isn t it I barely survived Pathetic Bill myself, so believe me, I KNOW just how terrifying the idea of anyone being uninspiring than him might be.Not only is what s his name the werewoolf boring and flat and dull and lame, he is also a complete asshole And a total douchebag But that s okay, because he s got ISSUES, you see He went through some devastatingly AWFUL STUFF a few years back, you see Which makes it perfectly alright for him to be a dick and treat other people like crap, you see Now don t ask me what the AWFUL STUFF was, I have no freaking idea I unfortunately DNFed this PoC before the BIG REVEAL, so I can t help you there You ll just have to read the book to find out Yeah, I know, life sucks.In case the Naked Asswerebore it s a new species wasn t enough, lovely Molly Harper very graciously threw in the Chick with the Ridiculous Nickname and the Pathetically Clich d Hippy Vegetarian Whatever Parents CwtRNatPCHVWP , aka Mo The girl just relocated to Alaska and lives a captivating life in a deliciously quaint little town view spoiler I am excite hide spoiler

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    Find all of my reviews at YOU ARE RELATED TO ME, PLEASE DO ME A SOLID AND DON T READ THIS THANKS IN ADVANCE This weekend I discovered a little summin summin Which forever after shall be dubbed Snake Juice in my house When I woke up I realized Well, actually they were butts, but they were still really unsafe for work and would probably get me banned if I used them in my review FYI there are lots of sexytimes butt pictures of Joe Manganiello on the Tumblr LOTS so I had to settle for gifs like this So anyway, enough of my drunken gif hunting let s get to the book This was a wolfy porno errrr, excuse me a paranormal romance Wouldn t want to be accused of being not politically correct on the ol Goodreads I chose to read this one for scientific purposes There is totally a full moon coming up plus Halloween and I have to make sure I m prepared for any werewolves who come creeping out of the woods behind my house How d that get there Fat fingers or something must be to blame What I meant was get prepared with silver bullets Close enough How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf begins with our female lead Mo making a break from her extremely over involved parents at nearly 30 years old With a little money saved she decides to head as far away as possible without changing continents and winds up in Grundy, Alaska It s there Mo begins to find herself, make new friends, begin a new career and help the naked fella who winds up on her front porch with a bear trap around his ankle Turns out Cooper, the local yokel who has been the least receptive of Mo, also happens to be a werewolf Sidenote What other man could possibly look sexy while holding a roll of asswipe I mean really There s one thing about him too Well, that cinched it He was an asshole I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him Hehehehe OF COURSE SHE IS That s the only reason gals like me even read this stuff There was also some mystery involved because there is always some sort of mystery involved in these books about missing hikers getting killed by wolves and Cooper thinking he might be the big bad wolf and yada yada yada, but really it was all about the smex which there wasn t a lot of but what there was made me wanna Channing all over my Tatum I m giving this 3.5 Stars Probably because I m an asshole If it s on your TBR read it My 3.5 is the equivalent of 17.5 for any normal human For me the story was just a bit too familiar, the mystery was solvable immediately, and it ran a touch too long I was also hoping for something with regard to Mo s parents and her weird one with nature upbringing and was a bit disappointed that it didn t deliver but maybe it does in the next book Who knows How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf ended up on my TBR due to Casey s recommendation Do you know Casey She s just about the most adorable person I ve ever seen and she s also a filthy, filthy pervert Best of both worlds right there

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    Was this book a little predictable At timesWas this book a little too fast in the brown chicken brown cow department A tad bitWere the wolves well hung You bet your coke can they wereDid you learn any new words or phrases while reading this book You bet your mighty morphin power penis I did Is this book a fluffernutter Yes, but that s what I liked about it It was an easy mindless read for someone who was about to go stir crazy due April s Fury and no electrical gizmos to keep her attention at bay.Was this book hilarious Indeed it was Do you ever get tired of reading paranormal fiction where the heroin is some sword wielding, muscle toning, abs ontop of abs, running around in a bikini top with big knockers, knows her way around a dojo, and is 20 Yeah, those books wear on me While I don t mind reading them sometimes I want to read about a girl that s a little down to earth.Insert Mo She is thirty years old, lives in Mississippi, has medaling parents, and an addiction to expensive undies.Mo grew up on one of those hippy commune sort of things Actually, remember Dharma s parents from Dharma and Greg Well, her parents were like that in a way All pushing the granola and wheat germ down her throat and meddling with her social life and stuff.Getting closer to the big 3 0, Mo whose full name will be revealed in later chapters decides to move to Alaska where she can t see Russia from her house just to get away from them and set out on her own Now, it s not like she was living with her parents She was just really wanting to get awayBut what she doesn t realize is there s a broody boy with a little secret just waiting for her to discover Plus, there s a couple of murders that need to be solved, and a saloon that needs a short order cook, and really cold weather you know PLOT PIts a fun book and I uber loved reading it Especially her shopping trips to the warehouse store where she bought an economy uber big box of condoms HAHAS I kept picturing a L Cart with a big giant box of latex hahahs I totally had too much fun with this book and can t wait for the next one to come out

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    A werewolf and the daughter of vegan hippies a match made in heaven.Except well, there was no actual romance They had the hots for each other and eventually started banging That was it It was set up as an enemies to lovers thing, but it didn t work at all He occasionally showed up at her diner to eat while being grumpy, but never actually spoke It wasn t like they had funny confrontations or banter They just didn t speak to each other They also didn t date, get to know each other, become friends, or anything that made us want them together So, it didn t work There was just no tension.Unlike these two Kiss already Also, he had the personality of a rock And, not a cool rock with the stuff inside or a pretty rock I m talking boring ugly rock Like the kind of rock that looks like it might be a dirt clod or dog poo You wouldn t touch one of those rocks, would you No Why would you do that Which is exactly how I felt about Mo s attraction to him Why He s a wererock.Some things we will never understand in life, I guess.And then, after they were together for months, he calls her by the wrong first name He didn t know her real name So, they weren t talking in between the bang time either Aww, maybe he s a wererock barista That would explain the beard, flannel, and moodiness tooOn the good side, though, this book was funny Molly Harper knows how to tickle my funny bone So, I will read on.

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    Mo made me laugh I loved that she is the daughter of hippies I adored coop and I had always been a sucker for the running and jumping into your mans arms thing The story was good there was enough action to keep it from being all loving and mushy but it was good and romantic too I loved this book Molly Harper in one of my new favorites

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    Just confess already Don t you die to know what happens when a stubborn Southern Belle meets a sulky hot werewolf in Alaska Don t be shy, that s gonna be so much fun Well, now, I m just going to say it This book turned me schizophrenic Sorry about that NOT SORRY JUST READ IT NAKED HOT WEREWOLVES OKAY MOSTLY ONE cough COOPER cough Okaaaaay, that s gonna be hard Well, that cinched it He was an asshole I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him Look there s an alpha male Who is a werewolf Oh, FUCK Save me from these protective douches who think that women are better rudely pinned against a wall before talked to BUT WAIT COOPER I JUST LOVE THIS GRUMPY ASSHOLE Wait NO He s adorable I can t help it, there s just something I found absolutely endearing when it comes to wolves JACKASS But so damn cute FUCKING STUBBORN Yet he respects Mo s choices and never puts her down There is no wolf This was all just a dream, he said in a deep, resonant, Obi Wan Kenobi voice, and waved his hand in front of my face as if to project his Jedi mind trick My eyes narrowed at him He shrugged It was worth a shot Sigh I m not going to lie, the asshole very, very, very secretly sweet guy trope works with me in one and only one situation when the female lead is a snarky kick ass Indeed I just can t deal with heroines who shy away and look down when meeting the Big Strong Man shudders No worries here MEET MO A witty and hilarious heroine who isn t afraid to say what she wants Hell no, she s stubborn, never listens when asked to stay safe, well, she goes her own way without being annoying I repeat, she s NEVER, even ONCE, annoying God I love her The rational side of my brain had a hard time catching up to my rampant disbelief I mean, it made sense on a certain level The man had too much general pissiness to fit into one corporeal form In a nutshell she fights an angry wolf with a fire extinguisher, calls repeatedly Mr Big.Bad.Wolf on his shit, cooks incredible cakes and has a passion for expensive underwear Plus, she s got no problem to buy an economy super big box of condoms and joke about it and about huge about everything including proportionality, let s say In a word she s plain awesome By the way, she s the perfect age What Isn t 30 the perfect age HUH WHAT OF COURSE IT S MY AGE, DUH NOW NOD AFTER ME.I M WAITING Told you it made me schizophrenic right I mean, I couldn t stop my ANNOYING AS HELL inner voice whispering instaluuuuust YES BUT NO INSTALOVE LOVE HATE PEOPLE LOVE HATE prrrrrrrrrredictable yes, because my little voice comes as all Voldemortly sometimes, don t pay attention YES BUT HOT CHEMISTRY NAKED WEREWOLF WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ALREADY SAID IT alphamaaaaale OH, COME ON MO CAN HANDLE HIM With a snarl, I raised my knee with lightning speed, right into Cooper s now bulging zipper I slid out of his embrace and stood panting beside him as he leaned against the wall for support while his crotch recovered What the hell he grunted You don t get to kiss me, I told him I do not mess around with men who don t even like me Just stop screwing with my head, Cooper Leave me alone NOW BACK OFF INNER VOICE I M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF Well, that was rather hysterical Forgive me Next, please For of my reviews, please visit

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    4 5reread 01 09 18 What do you want from me, Maggie Advice Absolution Go forth and be a bitch no okay, I am officially obsessed with this book, I honestly feel like it was written just for me It was set in Alaska aka my obsession , featured a surly werewolf hero, meddling family members, and the sassiest female lead I am in love with everything to do with this book and I cannot even collect my thoughts enough to write a cohesive review not that my reviews are ever cohesive lol If you are looking for a witty and extremely well written romance novel, than I would highly suggest you take a look at this book The plot was amazing and the wide plethora of characters created such a vivid world There is everything a person could need in a book fantasy, chic lit, romance, crime and steamy connections The main character Mo, moves from the South to a tiny town in Alaska where her plans of easy living are thwarted when she gets roped into cooking for the local bar diner The side characters that inhabit the small town were quirky and quintessential small town busybodies Mo quickly thaws the untrusting locals hearts, all accept Cooper, who makes his distaste for the new arrival clear Soon the eligible men are falling all over themselves in their all Alaskan way of meat offering Only kidding, or am I for a date with Mo The most memorable and persistent bachelor had to be Abner Golightly, the eighty seven year old man who made a mean offer of keeping the toilet lid down and sung promises of keeping Mo s feet warm for the rest of her days When Mo accidentally stumbles across Cooper s secret nightly adventures, the pieces slowly begin to make sense Their budding relationship suffers through attempted robberies, mystery murders, much angst and a whole list of sudden surprises THIS BOOK, IT OWNS MY HEARTHEA view spoiler yes Really adorable ending although I wish we got to see a few little snippets hide spoiler

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    Rating Clarification 3.5 StarsI liked it A light, fun read The I read, the better it got.Great no, FANTASTIC female character I have no idea how she ended up being so normal with those parents of hers love them by the way I applaud her for being brave and flying the nest, and then flying even farther away to escape the nest ers Little missteps There is a mention of a few barks at some point regarding Cooper and his friend when they are in wolf form, well I don t know about werewolves but wolfs sure don t bark She figure out he was a werewolf and accepted it way too readily for my taste but whatever, normally I have the opposite problem with paranormal books, the refusal to accept what s right in front of them sono biggie The murder cases resolution was predictable and unoriginal I have some troubles accepting that Mo can be content cooking in a small place for the rest of her life, but maybe when you have found the place you want to be in life, you are in love, have great friends, and everything in your life seems to be going alright you can be happy doing anything I have always liked the idea of leaving everything behind, moving halfway around the world and starting over in a small place where no one knows you I found the idea of Mo dropping everything and moving to the middle of nowhere appealing and intriguing and I might just up and do it someday if I gather the necessary balls I just know is not going to be as easy as it was for Mo in this book That s what I missed here, the struggle, she fell in the community life so easily and was accepted and loved so fast that it seems almost like fantasy than the naked werewolf stumbling in her living room She got a job and friends instantly and had suitors to choose from in a blink Oh, I only wish life was so easy maybe I should move to Alaska I love romance and I love happy endings but I like some dark in them, I want the suffering to balance the good so that it tastes and feels the better for it And in a way, even though I know is fantasy and fiction, it seems real to me if there are some shadows with the light How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf is sure a smooth and easy read, which is a good thing I have to remember that we don t always need to go for books filled with distress and anguish to feel fulfilled, sometimes easygoing and lighthearted is just fine.

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    3.65 A buddy read with the reluctant PNR participants at The MacHalo Freaks groupThis was supposed to be a Paranormal Romance, but it is actually very much of a straight forward contemporary romance with the dude shifting into wolf The plot is typical Mo, a girl from Mississippi, moves away from her overbearing parents, to be an independent adult, and chooses to go as far away while staying in the same country as she can She goes to Grundy, Alaska, population couple of thousand She finds a job at the local bar and becomes the new single girl in a town low on ladies There are many interested dudes, but two seem to capture her interest And wouldn t you know it, the one who makes her blood boil turns into a Wolf from time to time I guess everyone has some shortcomings We have funny stories, comical situations, hilarious banter, and some sexy times, which I will admit, could have been hotter But the overall mood is pleasant and enjoyable, despite some parts being a bit slow and as with all CRs, quite predictable I would recommend this to all lovers of romance with a bit of a twist, and would enjoy a light and funny storytelling I wish all of you Happy Reading and may you always have a good book around