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Jack And Liam, Fed Up With Kiss My Arse Bosses And Nose To Nipple Commutes, Quit Their Jobs And Move To A Small Town In Turkey Join The Culture Curious Gay Couple On Their Bumpy Rite Of Passage In A Muslim Country Meet The Oddballs, VOMITs, Vetpats, Emigreys, Semigreys, Debauched Waiters And Middle England MiseriesWhen Bigotry And Ignorance Emerge From The Crude Underbelly Of Turkey S Expat Life, Jack And Liam Waver Determined To Stay The Course, The Happy Hedonistas Hitch Up Their Skirts, Move To The Heart Of Liberal Bodrum And Fall In Love With Their Intoxicating Foster Land Enter Jack S Irreverent World For A Right Royal Dose Of Misery And Joy, Bigotry And Enlightenment, Betrayal And Loyalty, Friendship, Love, Earthquakes, Birth, Adoption And A Senseless Murder Perking The Pansies Will Make You Laugh Out Loud One Minute And Sob Into Your Crumpled Tissue The Next Scott Pulls No Punches A Good Read And Hopefully The First Of Many By New Boy On The Block Jane Akatay, Journalist An Insightful Tale Of Life Abroad With A Twist From The Pen Of A Serial People Watcher Expat Jack Lays His Characters Bare Along With His Heart And Soul, Kym Ciftci, On The Ege Magazine, Ontheege Jack And Liam Bring A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi To The Souks And Heap A Plate Of Dry British Wit To Their Ottoman Misadventures, Charles Ayres, Author, Impossibly Glamorous Impossiblyglamorous Hilarious, Saucy, Witty, Heartwarming And Incredibly Moving, Perking The Pansies Is Chock Full Of Odd Characters And Odder Situations Jack Scott Has A Way With Words And Proves That It Is The Relationships We Surround Ourselves With That Matter Most, Linda A Janssens, Writer And Co Author, Turning Points, Adventuresinexpatland

10 thoughts on “Perking the Pansies - Jack and Liam move to Turkey

  1. says:

    Absolutely delightful I really enjoyed Perking the Pansies with its unique perspective and take on expat life in Turkey The book is beautifully written and highly engaging often humorous and, at times, genuinely touching My only minor gripe was that, other than the central characters Jack and Liam, whose relationship is wonderfully captured both in terms of the clear love between them as well as well as its foibles and frailties, some of the characterisation is a tad Heroes and Villains two dimensional However, that minor gripe aside, I would highly recommend the book and will certainly be going in search of further work from Jack Scott.

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    This book rather surprised me and I wasn t expecting to like it as much as I did it was recommended to me by a friend who holidays in Turkey It starts with the writer and his partner selling up and moving to Turkey and describes the people mainly English they meet when they arrive Fine Turkey is the backdrop to the story, and a gay couple in a Muslim country is an interesting context, but what saved this book for me was that it didn t fall into the trap of so many moving abroad books It doesn t drone on about the countryside and picking fruit in orchards etc a genre that s been done to death in my opinion nor does it overdress the story in a rose coloured view of Turkish culture etc Sure, I really enjoyed the Peter Mayle Provence books and found the Chris Stewart series entertaining, but we don t really need any in my humble opinion This book is about how they cope with the expat community they get sucked into, and I found the honesty and satirical writing quite refreshing and really funny It s a kind of grown up and better written version of Benidorm through the eyes of a gay Londoner I think what impressed me most was the tautness of the writing and the plot and that s something a lot of travel memoirs fail to deliver I didn t have time to get bored, Maybe it was all a bit too fast in places Without me realising it, as the story unfolded I got gently drawn in Again, unlike many living abroad books, this one has an interesting story and it s put together with some skill The book is peppered with references to the writer s family and there are some touching references to an ex lover, including a sensitively handled scene in a cemetery There are other themes interwoven into the book, including an adoption which goes horribly wrong I did find it frustrating to not have this concluded by the end of the book and a rather disturbing murder Along the way, there are some really funny moments check out the description of France in the opening chapters The ending is great It may not be War and Peace but I don t understand other comments about the book lacking a cohesive story If anything, I would slow the story down a little At the end of the book, there s a glossary of Turkish phrases, a nice touch I ve already memorised a few and there s also a breakdown of expat types which I think would translate to most countries All in all, it s difficult to categorize this book I wouldn t say it s about being a homosexual or being in Turkey, although both of those feature It s just a really funny and well put together account of trying life in a different country I m curious about Turkey now and would consider a visit armed with my elementary Turkish It s full on satire and maybe not everyone will get that or like that style, but having read many many books in this genre, this stands out for all the right reasons I read it in two days and was disappointed when it came to an end, and that says it all really I gather the writer writes a blog I m afraid I m not a lover of blogs at all and I hope he concentrates his efforts instead on writing books It s nice to see someone writing with a unique style in the travel genre.

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    Jack Scott must be sitting on a goldmine For apparently Perking the Pansies is his first book I m guessing he must have kept some diaries in the 20 years he spent in social care before relocating with husband Liam to Turkey.Scott s definitely got an eye for the poetic Here he is, describing seeing his future hometown for the first time As we breached the brow of the hill, we caught our first picture postcard glimpse of Yalikavak shimmering at the end of a lush valley below like randomly scattered sugar cubes on an overgrown lawn E17, where the couple relocated from, it ain t.There follows tales of expatlandia Some of them comic, the characterization of some of the lower life almost Dickensian in detail.The rest tragic, including stories of abduction and, even, murder.Jack and Liam play the expat game in Yalikavak But by their own rules Later, they immerse themselves in a going native style adventure by upping sticks and moving to the largely expat free Bodrum.Born out of the blog of the same name,Perking the Pansies is an accessible read Engaging in tone, it s like Scott s perpetually dipping into his wallet to buy the next round Now how about those diaries, Jack

  4. says:

    A funny, perceptive take on Turkey You ll enjoy this book even if you have never set foot in the country If you have, get set for several hours of joy My only complaint is that the sequel isn t out yet and I m wanting of Jack Scott s astute observations.

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    Many may dream of leaving the rat race behind for a new life in an exotic locale, but it is the rare few that actually follow through When gay couple Jack and Liam choose breathtakingly beautiful Muslim Turkey in which to make their fantasy life of leisure come true, you know you re in for an exciting ride At turns hilarious, saucy, witty, heartwarming and incredibly moving, Perking the Pansies pun fully intended is chock full of odd characters and odder situations Jack Scott has a way with words, deftly weaving images and accurately capturing the idiosyncrasies and foibles of this all too human lot In doing so, he pulls back the curtain on prejudice and acceptance, the underlying thrills, frustrations and challenges that come with living in a different culture, and the conflicting emotions that tug at expatriates enjoying life far from family members and cherished friends In the end, Jack proves that it is the relationships we surround ourselves with that matter most All in all, a terrific read.

  6. says:

    A Must Read for anyone considering living outside the box they were born in Jack Scott did it He managed to bring the expat experience to life I ve been one for over a decade and can say with all honestly Anyone who wants to feel what it s like to live outside your home country, culture and native language couldn t find a accurate and hilarious description I applaud your courage to tell it like it really is and stand in awe of your ability to bring both Turks and their culture into the light of day You magically bring to life the confusing and oh so quirky personalities of people who populate the often embarrassing world of expats My sides still hurt from laughing Kudos on writing a beautiful, tender and truly funny book that I can t wait to read again.

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    I read the Kindle version, was impressed, so bought the paperback, which is what I tend to do if a book grabs me Fast, funny and in places very touching It s quite biting in places but I like this kind of writing crisp, fast moving and without too much fill in The relationship between the two main characters is touching and helps the book s balance I ve never lived abroad, so couldn t identify with everything and I m not sure Turkey would be my first choice but the book kept my attention throughout.

  8. says:

    Jack s memoir of his an Liam s move to Turkey is a fantastic read He captured the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with an international move beautifully His descriptions of his fellow expats were vivid and funny, yet he didn t overlook the darker side of their personalities, their relationships and their lives Expat or not, I d recommend you read it.

  9. says:

    Excellent Witty Fast read true stories that read like fiction

  10. says:

    Jack and Liam, two forty something Londoners a pair of poofy pioneers in the Wild East moved to Turkey a few years ago, wondering how well their in your face lifestyle would go down in a Muslim country Well, it went down pretty well Maybe it helps that, as Jack observes, Turkey is a land where sexual ambiguity was an art form. Unlike the majority of gay ex pats, Jack and Liam are there for each other, not to carve a swathe through the beguiling natives In their beach side village they have to socialize with their fellow exiles mismatched couples and a few unhappy singletons As I discovered when I lived in the Persian Gulf, it s odd how some of the most bigoted of Brits choose to live or work in a land peopled by people they look down on Jack and Liam s live and let live philosophy does not infect their neighbours They move to a dinky old stone cottage in the heart of Old Bodrum which feels like the real Turkey a bit less so today, I m pretty sure.The repartee between Jack and Liam is rather reminiscent of Round the Horne s Julian and my friend Sandy Mr Scott has a nice way with a metaphor An elderly closet queen is mincing through Narnia. In winter their Anatolian retreat is an igloo with a view. But they get through arctic cold, blistering summers, infestations of flies and cockroaches, money worries and family health problems back in Blighty The perils of adopting a Turkish baby for two of their friends seem greater than those of being a gay couple, but maybe not a gay barman they are fond of is savagely murdered.Safely ensconsed back in the UK as are Jack and Liam , I enjoy reading about other people s experiences of post colonial life in places where most ex pats still behave like old colonials Perking the Pansies is a delicious addition to the tradition which, for me, began with Gerald Durrell.